Issue #1
Geezer is 100 pages of Gen X catnip—with zero advertising.
But because we are a print magazine and our content is designed to be consumed slowly and IRL (ideally in a comfy chair and with a glass of wine/cup of coffee/choose your liquid adventure), we are not publishing our entire articles online. So here’s a taste of what Geezer has to offer:
FEATURES
Death Mettle: A small, but motivated organization sets out to make life—and death—less painful
Olden Goldies: Get out your hankies, dog lovers. These goofy senior dogs will make you feel all the feels
Radical Kindness: A filmmaker shares what he learned from a man who changed the world without saying a word
Memory of a Goldfish: Her son is moving out, her mom is moving in—and she’s just trying to keep her head above water
Midlife at the Oasis: D’Arcy Drollinger, San Francisco’s most ambitious drag impresario, comes to a professional and emotional crossroads
The Rage Machine: Artist Mark Pauline just wants to blow shit up and make cool robots. Are people too scared to let him?
Junk Rock: Jason Mecier creates portraits that prove we’re all celebrity junkies
DEPARTMENTS
Eject Disk: a manifesto for anyone who never wanted to get sucked into the corporate machine, but did anyway
Unfuck Your…Finances: Because you’re too old to still be dumb about money
Fancy Hippie Medicine: A badass naturopath tells you what to do to mitigate the damage you did to yourself in the 90s. (I’m looking at you, club kids)
That Thing I Love (that I can’t shut up about): One woman’s hot-and-cold relationship with a series of hot tubs
Aging with Strength: A professor thinks drugs are the answer to our shitty diets. We beg to differ
Re-review: Looking back at Tom Robbins’ Still Life With Woodpecker 40 years later
Poem: Mosaic is a bittersweet meditation on getting from there to here by the award-winning poet, Tim Seibles
Fauxbituary: Tommy Tomlinson gives a fond-ish farewell to AOL internet dial up
Each article has been hand-crafted by people who care about storytelling. Each subject is experiencing aging in a different, compelling way. If you like what you see, join the Geezer tribe!